Empalagosa

Daang.

he wins best Spider-Man cosplay ever

Oh finally. A real Christian.

Now THIS man’s read the book

officer, that’s my emotional support two-liter of vodka lemonade

in this house we butcher all the lyrics to Sunflower, just as miles morales would have wanted

Me, wearing a blanket as a cloak, stirring my mac'n'cheese in a dimly lit room: potion

Spy Kids is a national treasure

how dare you talk about spy kids as though it is not the most brilliant franchise ever created

if you’re not vaccinated you should NOT be allowed to travel. period.

it doesn’t make sense people are reintroducing countries to illnesses they haven’t experienced in years just because some affluent soccer moms think their stupid ass kid is gonna be the next einstein bc he’s never gotten a measles shot

A glass that pushes cat off of counters

This is it. Peak humor

I did the being edgy and self-deprecating thing, it gets old. I wanna be soft and lovely and easily impressed. I wanna appreciate all the little things that make me happy the same way I’ve dwelled on every single thing that upsets me.