we are a good team

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

They should let you vomit a black sludge and when you are done you feel better about yourself. Also the black sludge forms into an evil clone you can make out with.

They weren’t lying when they said that as an adult you have to fight for your life to practice your hobbies

They also weren’t lying when they said that when you fail to do so your soul shrivels up inside your body and dies

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

As a poet, I also want my viewers to take this rather beautiful allegory into account.

I feel like a lot of people are using the terms “bed-rotting” and “rest” interchangeably and I think that’s a huge problem. If you’re so tired you need a day in bed to just relax and do nothing you’re not rotting, you’re resting. You need rest. You were not designed to be on the go 24/7 but modern society expects this of us for some reason.

Just got a chatgpt ad where the use case was "can't decide a new years resolution". I can't think of anything more sad than needing a robot to tell you what your own ambitions are. Loser shit.

I love thinking I'm a hater and then meeting a real hater and going wow that does not look fun actually. Going back to my lukewarm hater ways. Performative haterdom. I couldn't name five hater bands.

and you'll never get rid of me

*her