what am i even doing

noooo dont turn off your phone im literally inside it

I just reblogged this an hour ago but just now I felt something poking my back in bed and when I pulled it out it was a lonesome vitamin D capsule.

take her ass to poetryfoundation.com

DID YOU KNOW that sometimes characters lie. out loud to others and internally to themselves, and it'll happen right there on the page. other times they are just flat out wrong and don't know it. oftentimes they don't ever find that out. a sizable portion of any story is decidedly not cold hard fact.

2026 was 8 years ago. christ

Wait. Fuck. Wrong year. Don't

an angel called tinnitus is speaking to me

I used to be a human then i was godlike and perfect for a while and then I got tired and now im an beast. you know how it is

knew from a young age that i was weird and unfixable

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.