Minnow Runs My Home Now

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

Those are his hooves you bitch.

paper and pen seems so powerful now. on account of all the. surveillance

This is the first time in my life when it's actually fair to criticize the President for gas prices. I've spent so many years explaining to people that Presidents have pretty limited influence over the price of oil and that they do not have a magical lower-gas-prices button on their desk, I almost forgot that the President does actually have a raise-gas-prices button on their desk called "start a war with Iran for no reason"

Saying “you wanna GO?!” to a toddler as a means of teaching emotional awareness and social skills

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

at the end of it all, i really am just a dude who’s always wondering when my next coffee will be

paper and pen seems so powerful now. on account of all the. surveillance

The Color Game. “Humans can’t reliably recall colors. This is a simple game to see how good (or bad) you are at it. We’ll show you five colors, then you’ll try and recreate them.” I scored 39/50 but got a perfect score on one color.

2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published