& i'll sink.

Wish there was a better social shorthand for “I’m sure they’re a lovely person in their own way but we are so baseline incompatible that being around them longer than five minutes makes me feel like exploding into smithereens.”

 i think it was cruel to give lightning mcqueen a foot fetish, as he lives in a world where all feet are wheels. he has nothing.

sorry i wasnt talking to you i think

okay let's settle this like adults. *starts crying in front of you*

(at job interview) I would say my skill is creating problems in the workplace through my incompetence

yeah i use this pro gamer technique called "hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens" you probably wouldn't get it it's really advanced

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

feel like pure shit just want to sit in a coffee shop with an open google doc and not write a single word

is he…….you know…….*claps hands together and slaps the floor*……..an alchemist?