Just a gooning rat

I feel FATIGUED like send her to the seaside for her health type fatigue

you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

sir, that’s my emotional support imaginary world

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention's in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he's also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say "woof" and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter

His dark eye circles, red flags, and great tits have captivated me.

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways