Just a gooning rat

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

Imagine complimenting Vox on his heterochromia after he shows you a portrait of himself as a human, and rather than simply responding with ‘Thank you,’ he tells you that if you had known each other back on Earth, he would have happily passed down the gene to your children.

This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.

I feel FATIGUED like send her to the seaside for her health type fatigue

you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

sir, that’s my emotional support imaginary world

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that