probably listening to Hozier rn

ive talked about "childhood friends gone wrong" on here before right

there's probably already a name for this but it's a trope i coined for a very specific type of dynamic that im consistently obsessed with. give me two people who grew up together and played together and were each other's best friend and then Something Happened and now everything's fucked up but they're still friends. or they want to be at least. you look so different now and everything is so much more complicated now than when we played in your backyard but literally who else knows me better than you. who else could i ever call my best friend

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

if this comes up on my dash and i don’t reblog it - just assume im dead

The burning question: When she has her hands on either side of her face, right at the start, is this the moment she realized, “I’m gonna have to marry this guy” ?

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

charles' wins are the definition of magical because what do you mean he won ferrari's 250th race and their 16th race in silverstone

the final rule of being a sports fan is BELIEVE IN MIRACLES

Studying languages has you feeling like a kid sometimes. Like someone will ask “how’s Chinese going” and you’re like “I learned my colors! 😊” or “I can count to ten now”

I posted this as a joke but the more I think about it the more I need to just act like a kid with languages. Like maybe tomorrow I’ll learn my shapes! or learn animals!

Sometimes you hear a song and a fic pops into your head full formed. This is a trap. The fic may be fully formed in your brain, but you still Have to write it down. This is an important step that most people forget about.

Busfahrer*innen, die die Tür nochmal aufmachen wenn man angerannt kommt kommen in den Himmel btw.

not now kitten, mommy needs to get up off her ass and overcome her fear of writing poorly because it's better than not writing at all.

writing tip: put words on page. hope this helps. i will not be taking questions because i have not done this

your generational talent just fucking bit me

#bono to toto

having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time