suck it and see

learning languages is really like here is my fun little hobby! it makes me want to stick my head in some sand and never come up again! what do you mean i should stop. absolutely not. do not ever speak to me again.

why don’t you look at some pictures of snoopy and maybe you’ll calm down

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

theres not a single fucking program id want to run on startup. as soon as i turn on my computer i want quiet silence to stare at my desktop wallpaper for a bit. if anythint else pops up im shooting it on sight

hi,, i couldn't help but notice a slight and minor change in your behavior. do u hate me and want me to die? be honest

i'll fuck you eventually relax let me be funny first

the beach boys were right. it would be nice. [tearing up] it really would be fucking nice

any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second

Fun Fact: in one month (1/1/23), all Sherlock Holmes stories hit the public domain and the Conan Doyle Estate can't do shit! I say this for absolutely no reason but also congrats in advance to the happy couple.