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we need to normalize a tradition where nonpartnering aros are like "hey, i'm officially never getting married, please come to this party and give me whatever kitchenware you would have bought me for a wedding"

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

when people ask me what being on omgcp tumblr in december 2020 felt like and i stare off into the distance and say not everything feels like something else

it's always "why did you make a cow wall" and "you killed 10 billion people" and never How was the apotheosis The apotheosis looked fun was it fun

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

ok i’ll bite who’s percy jackson?

#perseus.tufts.edu jackson you were named after the most useful website i ever knew (x)

imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

its me boy im the seventh cool textile hobby you wanna pick up speaking to you inside your brain listen to me boy you DO have time for me you wanna do me so bad

omg. Just finished penciling the first chapter of Check, Please! Year 5 🥹

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.