chasing ghosts

Rattling the bars of my cage but you can tell my heart's not in it and I try to discreetly look down check my phone several times

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

*touches ground* forg was here

I treat this like my own jeremy renner app

hey guys so the hero that keeps barging in my tower seems to be using some sort of chronomancy called “quick saving.” have we figured out any counters for that yet or what’s the deal

i hate the way fat antagonists have their weight moralized and used as a metaphor for greed and corruption and i hate the way it's overcorrected into fat people being "soft squishy friend-shaped cupcakes who look like they give incredible hugs" and i long for the day we have nuanced, interesting, and complicated fat characters and most of all i long for the day people are normal about fatness