keep on trying

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

EAT SPAGHETTI. FUCK UNTIL YOU DIE.

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

can things stop happening for a while? in general

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

rich people should not be allowed to access, collect, modify or wear ancient artifacts as fashion statements. they're historical pieces that belong in public domains & should remain accessible to everyone. this especially applies to colonial artifacts & jewellery. end of discussion.

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.

think of a girl. now think of another girl. now think of another girl. now another. thats not enough. more. more. more girls. no thats not enough. more girls

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"