Land of Fuck and You

thought I lost this one

my friend and i were waiting for the bus and some guy walked up to us, pointed sort of halfheartedly, and said "dykes." in a monotone voice with no particular identifiable facial expression then walked away. most half-assed hate speech i've ever been subject to

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

rock & roll

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

joshua graham is not wearing SKINNY JEANS he is wearing AWESOME FLARES from the NINETEEN SEVENTIES and they make his butt look REALLY CUTE and his waist VERY proportionate and VERY slutty

If Joshua Graham weren't in honest hearts, that dlc would be such a slog imo. He's the only character that makes it interesting to play aside from the survivor and he isn't even physically in the dlc aside from his long dead corpse

Today's aesthetic: when a cat decides it's going to make a very difficult or precise jump, spends several minutes examining the problem from all angles and warming up its muscles and minutely adjusting the positions of its paws and such, then proceeds to totally eat shit.

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

saying I miss a character is so funny I don't even know what I mean. I could engage with the media anytime. i could even read or even WRITE fanfic. but man. i miss the character