Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

Nokia 6103

Glad to report that this seems to be a true story.

There is no way the first person to make one of these was neurotypical

I'm thinking about this post and i have decided that it is one of those things that is a poem in some undefinable way

Heartbreaking: girl has to get out of bed

Franz you'll never fucking believe what just happened to me

forgot to tip the lobotomizer i feel like such a idiot

“what makes nyc different is its combination of a bunch of different cultures” yeah not unlike any other big city use your head man

I just wanna date a guy who doesn’t think that a peak romantic date is the driving range <3

peak romantic date is planting native wildflowers and snakes in the driving range

what’s a canon url to a nonbeliever

if youre "career driven" fucking grow up. im hanging out driven. im goofin off driven. im grabbin a bite driven

her tits are plaguing me call that boobonic