don't twerk on me

Voldemort was 71 when he died and the average life span in the the UK is 80 years, so had Voldemort not searched for eternal life he probably would have actually lived longer.

reblog if u a lil ugly

What if I’m a lot ugly

IVE REBLOGGED THIS LIKE THREE TIMES AND ONLY NOW AM I SEEING THE FUCKING LION

This is cool af

am i the only one who sees a dolphin

Phobos was the god of fear. This a moon named “fear” dying from stress. 

Even more me

me

Oh… no no no

This cat just walked on water, jesus our lord saviour

Eventually they’ll need to reinvent Superman’s alter-ego because nobody reads newspapers anymore

clark kent the buzzfeed editor.

10 People Who are Definitely Not Superman  

*sweats nervously*

Holy shit

Oh…damn…

.. My heart.