The Black Monster Fucker

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

Ahaha It would sure be a shame if a big strong monster came out the darkness and pinned me down with one hand

If a monster isn't three times your size and could kill you with one hand, then what's the fucking point

what my parents think i sound like when i tell them how to change hdmi on the tv

legend

Always hurts to see someone else live your dream

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

Tis the season to be fucked by Krampus by endless edging and denial as punishment for the wrongs I’ve done this year. Or maybe he’ll let me cum and never stop. Ether way better start training so I can take my punishment like a good girl.

Obligatory Halloween reblog.

Something something werewolf boyfriend