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oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

I didn’t watch supernatural because it’s a monster hunting show but I never saw a single person talk about the monsters. bad sign

man I hate this fuckass country so much

reblog if you hate your country

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

Fun fact! Titanium is often used for medical implants because it's *dodges lorem ipsum beam* because it's strong, nontoxic, won't corrode inside the body, and best of all, *dodges* bone will directly grow onto it! This is called "osseointegration" and it means that your titanium artificial hip, dental implant, or whatever will have greater *dodges* greater mechanical stability and will ARRRGGH! aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit!

Spell: Lorem ipsum beam.

What is the funniest pokemon move

They’re in CHURCH WITH THIS LMAO

I know this is my own post, but every single time this comes across my dash I am delighted. Every single time, I re-watch the video and laugh, and then scroll down and laugh more. What a truly excellent reblog chain.

Microsoft purchased France, and changed its motto to "Liberté, Égalité, Fenêtres."

Tumblr has got to be one of the webbed sites of all time because sometimes you log on and it seems like the entire site has gotten really into stick figure juggling and you just kind of have to shrug and accept that that's part of the furniture now

why is his avatar a cracker

His username is antfucker98 and you’re gonna ask why his avatar is a cracker

im a girl

Thank God all these people are dead

i’m still alive. i still talk to diggledagger regularly too he’s a friend of mine

Well now I feel guilty. Sorry

it’s ok. you could still feel happy at the thought of me not being alive if you want