Asexual. Autistic. She/they. Empty blogs will be blocked on sight. I am obsessed with cartoons and The Legend of Zelda. I tag religiously so blacklist any fandoms you don't want clogging up your dash. Author of The Light Invasion: an epic-length, enemies-to-friends-to-lovers Midlink slowburn in which the light spirits invade the twilight realm instead of the other way around.
So... I meant to make a lil graphic for my fic but somehow made this "trailer" instead...
The Light Invasion
An epic-length, Premise Reversal AU of 'Twilight Princess'.
βReally?β Midna spat. "As my people waste away in the shadows of their own world, youβre defending the 'handsome, well-mannered' war criminal who forced them there? How valiant of you, Mr Important Hero!β
The light spirits have abandoned Hyrule, plunging it into an ever-lasting night. Zeldaβs husband says that the light was stolen away. He says that the Twili are to blame. But Midna? She calls him a liar; she calls the missing daylight a burning apocalypse upon her realm; and she calls upon Link to betray his comrades, his prince, his queen, and his kingdom.
If you love...
enemies-to-friends-to-lovers Midlink
badass Zelda
charismatic villains
fortnightly updates
and hard-won happy endings
...then this is the fic for you!
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Music: Twilight Realm Slowed + Reverb
Made in Canva, Art assets are all official game art (aside from Fabian's silhouette which I do not have a source for).
[ID: On a black background, four white circles phase in. The top left circle has a black silhouette of Zelda throwing out her right arm in the foreground and a shadowy silhouette of Sheik leaping in the background. The top right circle shows a black silhouette of Link standing and looking in the distance as the shadowy silhouette of Midna floats beside him. The bottom left circle shows black text that says 'The Light Invasion'. The bottom right circle has the medium close-up silhouette of a thin, short-haired man in the foreground with pointy Hylian ears, and the shadowy silhouette of Zant flourishing his sleeves menacingly in the background. One-by-one, the circles fade out.
Against the same black background, four lines of white writing fade in, saying the following: "Do you ever wonder what might happen if Hyrule was the instigator of the Twilight War?" The writing fades out.
The screen becomes diagonally divided into black on the bottom left and white on the top right. On the white, a black and Twilit portal appears with black writing along the diagonal that says "A realm of ceaseless daylight." On the black, the white silhouette of Hyrule Castle fades in at the bottom, along with white writing along the bottom that says "A realm of perpetual night." It fades away.
The screen then becomes diagonally divided again into white on the top left and black on the bottom right. Emerging from the diagonal line against the white background is the same black silhouette of a man with Hylian ears as before. Black words fade in above him saying "A husband who starts a war..." Emerging from the diagonal line against the black background is the white silhouette of Zelda. White words fade in beneath her saying "...while his queen is sick in bed".
The screen is divided in half vertically with white on the left and black on the right. In the centre is the standing silhouette of Link, divided in half to be black on the left and white on the right. On the left, black writing says "A chosen hero..." while on the right, white writing says "...loyalties divided".
The screen is divided in half horizontally, with black on the top and white on the bottom. In the top right is the white silhouette of Hyrule's crest with white writing beside it saying "Is his duty to his kingdom..." In the bottom left is a medium close-up of Midna's black silhouette with her right arm stretched out. Beside her, black writing says "...or the parasite in his shadow?"
The screen fades to white with black writing taking up most of the screen. It says 'The Light Invasion: an epic by Scarlet Curls'.]
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Spin the wheel again. Thatβs whoβs trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
Are you safe?
Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.
I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.
I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.
A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.
The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.
I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.
β¦Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.
Remaining time: 6 days 26 minutes
(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)
Grace telling the eridians he's asexual so don't worry they don't need to engineer (ππ) him a mate to keep him happy.
The eridians (who at this point have only gotten through mostly the earth life biology data from the hail Mary) think he means the other asexual and so they keep waiting for another Grace to just appear in the biodome.
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