Anyone in this thread smoke cigarettes?

Every time

what if at the end of succession Logan just bursts into worms

i don't look up any information about celebrities its not my business. if they want me to know something about them they can tell me personally<3

david lynch has just direct messaged me to tell me his favourite colour

Tumblr is basically the flooded wwi shellhole we all come to huddle in. No one likes it but its better than standing in view of the snipers (twitter). Every once and a while someone gets a package from home and we all get a chunk of stale and slightly muddy sponge cake to nibble on.

how much are you allowed to store in jars, spread around your house?

As much as you like, but they can wander in at any time to smash the jars and take it

i don’t know how to explain to you that trespassing, breaking and entering, and vandalism would all still be illegal.

Thank you for injecting realism into the world where the economy works like a Zelda game.

there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement 

isnt that kinda the whole point of buddhism

it could do with a little queerbaiting to be honest

People who give pets a bit of chocolate when they know it’s their pets last day are a bit of a funny concept. Imagine being old and friends with an alien who will live ten times your lifespan and they’re like “ah shit he’s dying, well since you’re dying anyway haven’t you always wanted to know what uranium tastes like?”

In this scenario have you been asking to share the alien's uranium desserts for your entire friendship?

Well to be fair if I was friends with a heavy metal-eating alien and he LOVED uranium and loved to put it in various forms in his alien desserts or ate it on its own sometimes and his species had a guy who made intrictate edible uranium scuptures that everyone on Krunglr (Saturnian tumblr) lost their shit over then yeah I'd be quite curious too

mm fulled of eggs

wait fuck NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST. HARBOILED EGG ARE HARD BOPILED CHICKEN EGGS . CHIECKEN EGGS I ATE THEM NOT !! PEGNANT

700 notes I jus wokered up. All of you are evil beasts . 4 more eggs as little snack

hot take: i feel like sowing is much better than reaping

like i loove fucking around, but finding out? not so much

what's "hubris"?

I love the even split between "lol the girl is me IRL this is how I flirt" and "me and who" and "ugh why don't men get the hint" and "my fave fanfic ship" with just a dab of "lol this is how I flirt why don't mean get the hint they always think I'm not interested" — just enough to keep it spicy