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psychopomp

Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with

can we send him to the glue factory instead

very fun to picture from the outside how secunit often just freezes in place mid-rescue, staring into space, not responding to questions, and then twenty seconds later something distant blows up, the lights turn orange, and all the doors open. secunit looks proud of itself and moves on with zero explanation

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this post makes me snort every single time

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

take me down to new orc city where the girls are ripped and their tusks are pretty

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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OOPS TOO DEEP