place for thoughts

huh? pompeii? nah dude that song’s so old and overplayed, if the radio station puts that song on one more fucking time I’m gonna—-EH EH OH EH OH EH EH OH EH OH

I love how this addition would be absolutely incomprehensible almost anywhere else but we know exactly what it means

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

You know, they say deaths like this typically occur in three's.

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harsh words from one of the muppet babies

weekly to-do's: choose joy. encounter a previously unseen horror. choose joy, again. face yet another undue terror. meet dread, show it the door. choose, yet again, jo-- ok so dread's standing in the door frame. ok. push dread out the door. choose jo !dread has reentered the premises. oookay. push dread (move!). push dread (move!). consider despair. unconsider despair. despair requests an appeal your honor. fine, the court will hear the appeal. and? appeal denied, the verdict stands. where were we? push dread (move!!!) out the mother effing door. close the door, close the door. the latch the latch the latch the latch! whew. close one ha. choose joy. wash dishes, buy bread, water plants.