i was gonna call in sick today but there's a waffle bar in the break room

balls

its time for me to log in after a few years and make a useless post to remind whoever is still following me that i still exist then forget about this site for a couple more years

one of my twins smiled at me for the first time and then proceeded to pee everywhere

i bought a minivan yesterday and nothing hit me more that im a parent now than that

playing video games as a dad when i have downtime consists of playing the game for 5 minutes then lying down on the couch for an hour until one of my kids inevitably needs to be fed

being a dad is the most exhausting thing, but i’m the happiest i’ve ever been