musings of a cat lady in training

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

i think the thing about batman's no kill rule is that its essentially bruce saying "guilty people don't deserve to be murdered on the street either, actually." and he's not wrong.

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

“knowing how to write effective AI prompts will be a valuable skill in the future” and what if I skip all that and write the email myself in under 30 seconds drawing from my very own biological database of language and rhetoric (my brain)?

I just laughed for one year watching this. The casual walk-off is just deadly.

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

No they aren’t.

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

OK yes they are.

Dog

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

yeah they’re fluffye

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

fluffye

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

How do you know? Have you ever pet a shark?

my mom got a cordless leaf blower and since then she has become a different person she thinks all problems around the house can be solved with the leaf blower send help

shes in her bedroom with the leaf blower blasting and i don't even want to know. she was trying to put curtains up how does the leaf blower come into play here

when all you have is a leaf blower, every problem fucking leaves

Really cannot stop thinking abt Stack and Mary getting the ending that they did in Sinners. They get an ending that so much other vampire media would portray as "romantic": the Bad Vampire has been slain; sure we lost some loved ones along the way but now we have each other, together, forever; two marginalized people now removed from the society that marginalizes them (with that being at least one of the forces preventing them from "being together") – and this potentially beautiful romantic ending goes to Stack and Mary, of all people. Forced to spend the next sixty years, a hundred years, a thousand years, together, because who else is there, forced to live the same selfish, violent, "parasitic" existence, and, of course, forced to live with KNOWLEDGE OF THE OTHER PERSON'S MEMORIES. Even if you don't think they share memories now (I do but that's just my nonsense lol), they shared memories for one night and that's all that you really need to fundamentally change your relationship with someone. If he knew how she reacted after he left, would that change his mind at all? If he saw what her memories of her husband were really like? Would she gain any sympathy for him? They both lose the ability to lie to each other, and are now forced to continue a relationship built on a LOT of lies for potentially forever. They are the worst "couple" in the film to be given that ending! It's a really interesting way of maintaining becoming a vampire as a scary "bad ending", forcing them both to live with all this pain forever and to not have anyone in the world to share it with but each other. Either one might have said "I wish we could be together forever" but I don't think they'd really mean it. And now they gotta figure it out !!! I think I've seen enough of this place