not everything is an ending

sometimes you read something that makes you really understand why anne rice wanted to burn the institution of fanfiction down

was i silent or was i silenced

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

defending the cringe pop culture attempts at slang in tvl by proposing it’ll be a nice time capsule 25 years from now when we’re rewatching and i turn to my partner and say Babe aww they just said “Cheugy” remember that 2 month span where people said that? oh look they said Labubu remember that singular month when people were buying those? and the life-size scarecrow in bed next to me that i’ve stitched to look like hudson williams doesn’t say anything because its mouth is fabric

Gen AI is nothing special I can also draw / write badly, help you with math inconsistently, answer you dubiously, and consume amounts of water you would think are physically impossible

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

This world is just toooo funny yall. But it’s really not a laughing matter at all is what’s crazy about it all

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

Jigsaw is the villain from SAW. jigsaw. It’s not “Jingle caps” even though that’s what I just said out loud to someone.

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...