not everything is an ending

sometimes you read something that makes you really understand why anne rice wanted to burn the institution of fanfiction down

was i silent or was i silenced

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

Wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously

i go to the zoo from cxgf is truly one of the best songs ever written. i look at the monkeys. their eyes look like my eyes…

Best part of being in a small fandom is when you’re reading a nasty smutty fanfic on ao3 and you go to hit kudos and you see one of your mutuals’ user names in the kudos list and you’re just like 😈 hehe you were also here. Pervert.

“but he did [this horrific thing]” i am neither his keeper nor happy with every single decision he makes. Also he is not real

if alicent and rhaenyra were men this website would literally be overrun and everybody would be either obsessed or calling it the “gay dragon show” and complaining about how inescapable it is and there would be 1 william fics on ao3 and a comprehensive d’cooke rpf timeline doc but instead we live in STUPID MISOGYNY WORLD

coming back to life just to have the freakiest sex possible with the guy that killed me

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.