not everything is an ending

sometimes you read something that makes you really understand why anne rice wanted to burn the institution of fanfiction down

was i silent or was i silenced

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

the veil of difference between what taylor swift and donald trump represent culturally is growing thinner by the second

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

Alright that’s enough from male filmmakers

if you are a man and you call women bitches you need to be shot :) yes even if its just a joke :) yes even if youre gay :)

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, it was a good 20 minutes conversation, he tells me Mindhunter Season 3 is in the works and it’s going to be great.

i’m starting a new stereotype that people with loving fathers are actually annoying as hell

oh this is your favorite character? awesome choice, i love that guy. i booked an appointment with a therapist for you,

up at 1 AM inventing new ways to want and want and want and want and

seeing happy people posting on tumblr like shut up. take your ass to instagram.