not everything is an ending

sometimes you read something that makes you really understand why anne rice wanted to burn the institution of fanfiction down

was i silent or was i silenced

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

you have IBS.

Customers[1] were a breed of animal hunted to extinction.[2] They were renowned for being stupid as all fuck[3] and annoying the shit out of me[4].

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.

"woah they must have been on drugs when they made this!" "uhm this is clearly the author's latent fetish" "chill out its not that deep" <- the trinity of uncreative, incurious, boring as fuck responses to art and argument

Rhaenyra kind of does have every woman around her barking like they see her tightly braided hair and red rimmed eyes and are like and what if :) I was the bestest puppy :) in the whole pound :) and she picked me :) to love :) and cherish :) and trust :) and it’s like sisters love the energy but it’s never going to happen she is too busy not sleeping and deciding maybe she is in fact a dragon become human become god

And for the lady, perhaps a MFM threesome where the guys are also a little gay for each other?

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

du MUESCH drüber hinwägg koh dass gott dich mit 2 elei gloh hett es isch ned emoll sälte

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

i love when characters are just autistic and it’s not a plot device like the autism is just there