not everything is an ending

Chapter 4: Waiting All Night

Summary:

It’s James’s worst nightmare realised in 4k, now available in HD! Never in a million years did James ever consider having this conversation with River, and it’s all thanks to Lou. Oh well. He could always just walk into the sea when all of this blows up in his face. In many ways, it was always inevitable anyway, and it’s definitely what James knows he deserves.

The Amloth and @just-claude behinds the scenes show: (some of my best work folks) ((NSFW))

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain:

cartwebb secretary au

> River recieves gifts: dead bugs in the mail. he's like ew wtf disgusting but also intrigued. obv knows who they're from, his peculiar friend. Spider is all yay courtship 🥰🕷🪱 but if pressed to explain he'd laugh it off. "hey, i'm just messing with you, Cartwright"

> they work together for MI5, see each other every day in the office. the attraction is there, but River is shy... Spider picks up on it and teases him bc he's a brat and just here to have a good time.

> something leads to a fight, things get physical and both discover it turns them on. they start doing stuff but it's not a relationship bc they never talk about it (canon btw, relationship in a limbo if you never establish that you're dating...). they don't even need to have sex here, just kinky play and maybe masturbating in separate rooms (as per movie)

> this lasts for a while until river gets scared, the shame of dating a man or finally finding something that fits him sexually but is too emasculating (dom sub play, humiliation etc.) makes river pull away, seemingly ending the relationship. spider is sad :( and pissed! (maybe that's why Stansted happens... or whatever)

> both try to move on. river (or spider) starts dating someone else, a nice healthy relationship without any excitement. one thing quickly leads to another, suddenly he's engaged.

SAM REID & AMAKA UMEH as Lestat de Lioncourt and Dee Pharma