dear, you have to move.

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

@apocrypals

Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

i have to feel weird and unsure of everything forever #thecurse

do the kids today even know about azlyrics? the calming lavender?

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,

felt ok but then remembered

Calvin's Dad was a fucking prophet.

would u still love me if i were stuck in a cycle i've never been able to break

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.