i worship at my own feet, baby

Don’t forget to imagine the best case scenario too babe

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

Trans people just existing is no more sexual than when cis people just exist.

tell a trans woman you love her today. please. tell her she's wanted and loved and treasured and special. tell her every kind thing in your heart that you feel for her. tell her that she makes it all worthwhile. tell her you love her and don't ever let go. tell her before its too late. please

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

porn will win

"having sex with your friends is basically incest" is a take of all time

Reblog if you have incestuous desires about your friends

I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

[Trent reznor voice](close as physically possible to the microphone) ssix little monkeys, jumping on the bed.. one fell down, and he bumped his head

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

Also the amulet

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

Wait how the hell does she have two different bangs at once

You cannot comprehend the powers of an italian woman from new jersey

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