fucken great, babe, give it to 'em

incredibly minor but still dumb side effect of late stage capitalism: ever notice how so many concert venues and stadiums just have the lamest names imaginable. Like ooooh Lady Gaga is playing at the..... Mortgage Stadium? Oh boy the finals are at the.... Chase Bank arena. Can't wait to catch a game at the Garunteed Rate field.

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

"she doesn't talk about trans men's experiences enough" is perhaps one of the dumbest critiques of whipping girl like bro are you serious

NO MORE MR NICE GUY !!!!!!!!!!!! just nods as i pass you in the street instead of saying good morning

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

hangout idea: we listen to music but its only my music and i force you to listen to every song i like

completely fucking cleaned out again bc im not making all these bills on time and sinking further into debt. how am i supposed to escape a literal cult if i never can save up, am always behind & in so much debt? i dont want to be here anymore & there are no job opportunities around me anymore! please help 🙇 im tired of not being able to fully pay anything off and having no hope. im tired of being abused!

and to my sluts, celibates, workaholics, uncharming losers, temporarily embarrassed yearners, unfettered aroaces, chic divorceés, emotionally avoidants, freshly-freed, kraft cheese slices, catchy songs and all other singles: HOLD THE FUCKING LINE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

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u need to draw fatter arms it can't all go to the butt and thighs #SORRY

In this economy feedism is a physically impossible kink akin to vore or furry tf

Feedism but it's just sexualizing having 3 meals a day

Microdosing feedism by eating dinner