fucken great, babe, give it to 'em

every day i’m like i should reduce my screentime today i should take a little break from tumblr and then 5 minutes later it’s like weeellllll….. surely just one little image wouldn’t hurt……. 🤦‍♀️

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

in retrospect it kind of made sense the husband in the bee movie was acting like that because his wife DID have sexual feelings for a bee

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

???

Yeah okay there are like 11 species of heron native to the USA and yes fine I’ve only managed to spot 10 of those species. You might think I’m bitter about that one species evading me but I’m not. I’m actually the Least Bittern person about it in the entire world

nooo tbe cigarete got gender dyspjoria :(((((((

shes gonna get on herbal replacement therapy i believe in her