fucken great, babe, give it to 'em

Ugly Duckling sequel where the swan is like hey it's nobody's fault and I don't think anyone did anything wrong per se but nonetheless I did feel really alienated and depressed for most of my youth and those years do continue to affect me in the present day and their mom is like, so what you're saying is that you think I'm a failure and a bad duck.

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with her. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The queen of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send her a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yuri, my liege

WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Graham Kennedy Show. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Australian history most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.