True Story
Once upon a time, one of my best friends, I'm gonna call him "Caleb" to respect his privacy, went to Cincinnati, Ohio, to visit his family. Almost every time they go, they go to the zoo. The Cincinnati zoo is famous for Fiona the hippo, who is famed for being born via C- section. (She has a brother, Fritz, who was born the same way, but Fiona is the first, so she's more famous.) One year, they went for Christmas, and went to the zoo. At the gift shop, his parents gave him and his brother, let's call him Justin, some money to spend. Justin bought a water bottle, and Caleb bought a plush Fiona.



























