Johanna Mason’s Wife

Y/N: I was not expecting this outcome. What the fuck do I do now?

Prim: WE’RE GOING TO ROB A CANDY STORE???

Katniss: You don’t count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

Annie, taking the coffee pot away from Johanna: What if you don’t?

Finnick: It’s a Capitol insult, it’s devastating. You’re devastated right now.

Enobaria: Yeah, the throne.

Everyone: [Raises their hands]

Peeta: I LIKE LIVING!

Haymitch, dunking an oreo in his whiskey: Why?

Johanna: It’s pronounced “croissant” and you ate thirty of them.

Johanna: The guillotine.

Katniss: Listen, I wasn’t even going to show up today, so don’t even start.

Johanna: Rumor… rumor?? Excuse me?? Are you telling me that people are doubting it???

Y/N: You get a Bidoof. It means fuck you.

Annie: Johanna just giggled.