Johanna Mason’s Wife

Katniss: Johanna, you agreeing with me makes me question if I’m even right.

Johanna: Well, I didn’t realize until I got home and I wasn’t gonna go all the way back to Beetee's with one shoe on!

Peeta: We’ve been dating for 3 months.

Wiress: What? No. I made tea. Why would I spill it when I could drink it?

Johanna: Last week your card got declined trying to buy chicken strips and I had to pay because you started crying and security threatened to call the police.

Johanna: Because you only have $50.

[Peeta feeds Haymitch a grape]

Johanna, smirking: And flannel if it’s a lesbian?

Johanna: Why don’t you close your eyes and I’ll show you.

Finnick: Edward’s so whipped.

Plutarch: … You mean you cried.

Johanna: I like how you imply that I have done something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.

Johanna: [Pulls mug away] No, get your own.

Y/N: … what’s weird about one friend sucking on another friend’s neck?!

Johanna: Sometimes I pretend I’ve been captured by witches and they’re using me to make human soup.

Finnick: They’re going through a fight.