Jaded Fagged-out Socialite

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

did you know avoidance only makes all of your problems worse. no one has ever discovered this before

I've suspected this for a long time but I usually try not to think about it

mind you before sinners we didn’t have definitive proof that it was possible to successfully make a movie in 2025

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

jump scare for the American readers

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207