abby!!

always bet on mad mew mew knight

i do think its funny that "bossman" and by consequence "bosslady" have permanently entered my vocabulary because of that one guy's worm edits

love to be in the shower when i suddenly hear a mysterious clanking sound immediately before all of the hot water vanishes forever

basically every night they execute me and then replace me with a perfectly identical clone

I DON'T WANT TO BE AT WORK ANY MORE

putting the timeout at 2 minutes is a ridiculously short amount of time for operations this complex. it's insane

i was brushing my teeth at the time so my attention was split but i did find it funny when they were showcasing how difficult raiders could get by having the trailer player get overwhelmed and die cause all i could think was holy shit their movement is god awful. if it were me things would have gone differently