abby!!

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen

bachibros trying to gas their manga into the upper echelons of shonen fandom via luring fujos into the community is one of my favorite moments in internet history. they were genuinely popping bottles when the first yaoi fan art dropped

bookstore should be open 24 hours a day i should be able to walk in there at any time as an excuse to leave my apartment and ground myself before i completely lose my mind

solution: go stand outside and do nothing for ten minutes anyway

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now why'd they give the dead body box a treasure chest glow when it gets opened?

ohh wait i get it, it's glowing blue because you turn into a skeleton when you die. like sans