I sank as far that night as any Hero.

new url incoming but you all have to promise not to throw tomatoes at me okay

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

#iconic#mary lennox: have you considered using spite as your guiding principle? (via @oldshrewsburyian)

awesome that you can form a bond through gay sex which neither of you are engaging in, you're just both thinking about it really hard

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

IDGAF what the eunuchs are saying