Barricade posts no longer incoming but ykw. I think this is a fairly representative post

JUNE 1815, NAPOLEON IS NOT EXACTLY MASTER OF EUROPE. ONLY THE SEVENTH COALITION STANDS BEFORE HIM (ALONG WITH SEVERAL OTHER STATES)... BATTLEFIELDS ARE STILL BATTLEFIELDS.

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

@bubblegumbabyrat

@dumbbich

Lancelot: Egad sire! Look at that. King Arthur: Hm, rare to see a VW Beetle this far north. Not impossible, mind.

you’re turned on. he’s on the floor in tears and you’re turned on.