Hello! I am like Gandalf, in that my attention wanders all over the place and I have a tendency to walk out of projects halfway through because there's something interesting going on over there and I've gotta check it out/there's a fiery chasm demon I gotta kill real quick. I love all things Arda (which is mostly what you'll find on here) but, whenever my wandering brain lets me focus on things, I like to write Tolkien fics and think about Gondor. I enjoy resurrecting Tolkien's female characters, rage and grief, overuse of parentheses, and unromantic discussions about love and marriage. Loving the Dol Amroth family is as close as I come to specialising.
The Lord of the Rings fics
The Subjects of Songs (T, Lords of Gondor, 3.9k) The Lords of Gondor gather to discuss the outlook of their fight against Sauron. And also to complain and call each other names.
slip the surly bonds of earth (G, Finduilas & Gandalf, 8k) A storm reveals aspects of the Lady Finduilas' nature that she strives to keep hidden.
a stolen kiss (G, Boromir/OC, 0.9k) Boromir's lover is not going to let him go without a proper goodbye.
an absent touch (G, Boromir & OC, 0.7k) Boromir's aunt contemplates his memory.
subtle kindnesses (G, Gamling & OC, 0.5k) Gamling does what he can for his grandson.
like a bullet in the back (G, Ivriniel/OC, 4k) Ivriniel has a proposal for her sister-in-law.
Better Days (T, Elfhelm/OC, 8.9k) Elfhelm is summoned on an unexpected errand by the King's sister.
Into Memory (G, Ivriniel/OC, 1.2k) 27 May 3012. The last of the Haradrim representatives was recalled today.
who thicks man's blood with cold (T, Ivriniel & Lothíriel, 6.6k) Lothíriel finds her aunt conducting a sinister ritual on the beach.
Sunless (G, Théoden, 2.8k) The sun was gone, and Théoden felt despair overshadow his heart.
The Last of the House of Steward (G, Faramir & OC, 4.9k) Faramir and his Aunt Caeveneth come to terms with Denethor's death, together.
politics begins in play (G, Morwen Steelsheen & Angelimir's wife, 4k) While their (grand)children enjoy a day at the beach, the future Queen of Rohan and the Princess Consort of Dol Amroth discuss the future of their families.
Shadows of the Dead (T, Ivriniel, 8.8k) Ivriniel's grief is not a gentle thing.
When the sun rises (G, Théoden/Finduilas, 3.7k) Théoden drives his neighbour to the airport early in the morning. And doesn't have any feelings about it whatsoever.
a black evil (M, Saruman, orcs, 1.5k, tw rape & forced pregnancy) There are rumours, about the Uruk-hai of Isengard and where they come from.
The Face of Spring (G, Théoden/Elfhild, 1.5k) Théoden will never think of spring the same way after his wedding.
For a Beloved Daughter (G, Gamling & Ivriniel, 6.3k) Ivriniel is concerned about her niece's attraction to Éomer and Gamling attempts to reassure her.
Dunlending Remains (T, Gamling & OC, 9.7k) In the aftermath of the Battle of the Hornburg, Gamling, his grandson and an angry Dunlending must reckon with grief and loss.
the plain sight of our destiny is the cruellest thing of all (T, OCs, 4.3k) As Umbar falls beneath the Dark Lord's sway, he commands that a new temple be built. Few who go in ever come out.
White Blossom (G, Boromir & OC, 7.2k) Boromir first meets his daughter in a dream.
Victory in Defeat (T, Faramir/Éowyn, 3k) Éowyn discovers that sparring with Faramir is even more fun than expected.
The Power of Tea (G, Bilbo Baggins & Gilraen, 1.8k) While waiting for Aragorn and the hobbits to reach Rivendell, Bilbo attempts to ease Gilraen's anxiety by offering her tea.
At the Death of a Friend (G, Saruman & Galadriel, 3.4k) Saruman has not heard Galadriel's voice in years. But in the aftermath of Gandalf's death, they speak one last time.
A Monster in the Shadows (T, Éowyn & Théoden, 3k) In the aftermath of her parents' death, Éowyn is plagued by fear. Nineteen years later, it returns.
Too Burdened to Fly (G, Finduilas, 3k) A look at Finduilas' thoughts during her final moments.
The Silmarillion fics
One day, but not today (G, Elros/Elros' wife, 3k) Elros' wife knows that death is coming swiftly, but she will not let that stop her from enjoying an afternoon with her husband, watching the birds.
out of the water, cold and blue (T, Elendil & Tar-Míriel, 4.8k) As the seas grow restless, Elendil feels a presence drawing near. He is less and less sure that it is friendly.
Mother Wolf (T, Aredhel, 2.1k) Aredhel breaks free.
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It's the same with Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson. Two blokes sharing a flat. Sometimes there's months between cases. What do they get up to in the meantime? 😏
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I think people who consider aromanticism as "basically straight" underestimate how noticeable absence can be to those around you.
Whether you're a kid in school with classmates who won't take "no one" as an answer to who you have a crush on or an adult whose coworkers have picked up on the fact that you've never mentioned a romantic partner; after enough time, a lack or insufficient amount of romantic interest will raise the antennae of friends, family, coworkers, etc... They will notice and they will speculate and they will ask.
It is impossible to meet the societal bar for straightness through inaction.
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liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno
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Gandalf, familiar with the raw potential for shenanigans present in every Took: Make sure you hold onto his hand while I'm talking to Saruman.
Aragorn, thinking oof yeah, he's just been abducted by Saruman's henchmen and spent a week expecting to be tortured to death personally by Saruman, he is just a lil guy and this is probably gonna be really awful for him: Absolutely. I got this. Don't worry about him.
Gandalf, not even five minutes later: You had. ONE job.
Ah, incredible question. I've been thinking about this all night, trying to collect my thoughts.
So interestingly, and as many of you know, there are a lot of parallels between these characters. They both are born in 2978 and die unmarried and childless in 3019 within 24 hours of one another. They almost certainly knew each other, as Boromir was said to visit Rohan at least semi-frequently, and Éomer remarks that the Rohirrim were enamored of Boromir. For these reasons, I tend to favor shipping them. But lets think a little about what their relationship might have been like.
Théodred, I think, is gay, and also demi-sexual. He doesn't feel romantic or sexual attraction easily, he tends to find the most intimacy in his friendships. As a teen, when all the boys his age start expressing lust for women, Théodred starts to think there's something wrong with him, but he keeps it absolutely secret and to himself. He pantomimes interest in the same women that his companions admire, and he even drunkenly has sex with women a few times, if only to try to prove to himself and others that he's 'normal'. So, it takes him by surprise when he feels genuine sexual attraction for the first time, to one of his close companions in his éored. That, too, he keeps entirely to himself. Théodred knows, as son of the king, that he will be expected to marry a noblewoman and produce an heir to the House of Eorl, but he tries to put it off as long as he can.
Boromir, on the other hand, is rather comfortable with his sexuality in my mind. As I've been writing Faramir, it's made sense to me that there's a contrast between the two of them: Faramir at least percieves Boromir as outgoing and sexually liberated, while Faramir himself is more reserved. Thus, I tend to imagine Boromir as bisexual*, having enjoyable dalliances with men and women, but having no real desire to settle with anyone. While Boromir enjoys sex a lot, he seldom feels significant romantic attraction to anyone, and for a long time he feels like he maybe that sort of companionship isn't in the cards for him. Like Théodred, though, he feels the pressure of his position mounting: as the next Steward of Gondor, he knows he is expected to continue the family line.
Now, Boromir and Théodred probably knew each other starting in their twenties. They don't develop feelings for each other right away. Boromir maybe finds Théodred attractive, but for a long time Théodred only sees Boromir as a friend. But, over time, their connection deepens. They hook up once, and at first Théodred swears it will never happen again, but then it does- repeatedly. It's a relationship arc that really forces Théodred to come to terms with who he is, and Boromir, being much more comfortable in his sexuality, is able to support Théodred along that journey. I'm sure there's a lot of angst and denial and laden epistolary exchanges and even some not-strictly-necessary travel between the Mark and Gondor for these two. And, over time, they both realize that their relationship is perhaps the most intimate one they will experience. Yet, circumstance and expectation continue to drive a wedge between these two, and ultimately their lives both end in tragedy.
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thank you for this ask! I hope you enjoyed! It's the last day of pride month, feel free to send any additional asks about my pride-related headcanons for any tolkien character!
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*I also do like the ace-Boromir headcanons floating around!