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Mike Hawk, huh

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

Doctors should snark at each other more, be a bit mean. Not for no reason, mind you. But if five doctors blow me off about symptoms and doctor number six FINALLY runs actual tests and gets a diagnosis, I think it should be Doctor Six's right to call up the other five and tell them they're lazy pieces of shit. That should be socially encouraged. Those first five doctors clearly can't listen to patients, but maybe another doctor might finally get to them.

Help I got the Temu labiaplasty and now my pussy is on backwards

ambiguity fans be like. perhaps

there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies

Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing

HONSE & hrse