some of yall don’t play old kesha and it shows

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Cmon man

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

No cause the phrase ‘I need to check the perimeter’ made me lock in so fast. Yes, I need to check the edge of the territory. Come on, Silverpaw, we need to check sunning rocks. Riverclan may be hunting on our territory again

The deepest down of the ocean…….

the quick brown fox lowkey mogs the lazy dog

The quick brown fox just low-key vibe mogged the lazy chopped dog

The quickpilled brown fox vibemogs lazy chud dogcel by jumpmaxxing

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?

Hang on let me translate something real quick

Yeah this is funny

THE GRIND NEVER STARTS ‼️🔥💯💯

james and the giant pronoun