milk

Your in her dm's, i wanna be in her dms but i'm too shy to enter them because of my anxiety and lack of social skills

Trying to fuck a girl with alters starting every text with to whom it may concern

also will say. sometimes i have to speak in polish and have to consciously not use plural pronouns constantly lol like it's just feels correct 😔

the transfem mad scientist who really likes selfcest has synthesized a new type of hrt that turns you into her.

weight loss ads feel like a threat. no i don’t wanna lose ten pounds fast. advertise how to gain weight and i might be interested.

miss conduct? *twirling hair* is there a mrs conduct?

the girl who is trapped in my computer and phone should be trapped in my arms and bed instead

teenage boys lezzing out

It's important to note that Chekhov's Gun was not originally about foreshadowing, but a piece of advice to playwrights about how every element in a play should have narrative relevance. The corollary to Chekhov's Gun is that if a gun mounted on the wall in act 1 is never used at all in the entirety of the play, then it should be omitted from the play entirely.

Very funny example of writing advice that is very specific to its medium getting overapplied outside its scope. Can you imagine how awful set design would be if people tried to apply this to movies. 60 minute post credits scene in the Matrix where Neo has to fire every gun that appears in the "lots of guns" scene

(it starts turning purply-pink and wilting) ignore that

instant win princess

deploying cognitive behavioral threapy to reframe getting pinned under the maids as "victory" was a great idea

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous