Just vibes

this time scrolling social media as a substitute for genuine human connection will work. i know it

Shortly after Frozen 2 came out but before I saw it, a friend asked me if I thought they had given Elsa a female love interest, as it has been rumored they might. “No,” I said with complete confidence. “If they did, I’d have heard about it.” Then I had to explain that I’ve curated my tumblr experience into a great river of homosexuality, fed by many tributaries, that I watch carefully and seive like a prospector. That by my connection to this deep lesbian current I am brought inklings of gay uprisings even in far distant lands. That I know every gay scene in every show I have never watched. That like a cow in a field — very stupid but with senses more ancient than language and more attuned than those of men — I feel the tremors of approaching gay cultural events long before their vibrations are recorded on any seismograph.

Reblog to have the most homoerotic year of your life 2024

having worked for a company that constantly had life size cardborad cutouts of shaq, sometimes i do just see giant shaqs in the corner of my visions

the cultural stranglehold that PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) dir. Joe Wright still has on the girlies… unparalleled 

Everyone keeps acting like as a druid I'm just boring and not as interesting or violent as wizards or warlocks but they'll all see when I finally perfect my new spell, Himalayan Blackberries Growing Inside Of Your Blood

I don’t understand when people complain about “likespamming.” If I see the same person 20 times in a row in my notifs, even if they don’t reblog anything or follow me, I’m excited that they came to my gay little museum and had a good time! That’s literally what it’s for!!