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i’m like if a pervert was a sweetheart

drinking and smoking marijuana in public in front of children

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

but I know... it's my own damn fault...

Something so funny about rereading one's own unfinished fics. Like wow this is pretty good! Almost as if was written exactly according to what I personally like in fact! Someone should finish it!

daddy has regretfully informed kitten that we need a dual income household to survive

sorry for being(remembers this is my blog and i don’t have to apologize for talking about anything) Extrememly Sexy. And Cool.

i cannot overstate how good it feels to watch older movies where the actors were still allowed to look kinda weird and not be conventionally attractive. like it is genuinely healing

The instinct when seeing some shit to say "who the hell put this on my dash" and then scrolling up to see beloved mutual's name and icon. And looking the other way peacefully.