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i’m like if a pervert was a sweetheart

drinking and smoking marijuana in public in front of children

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

but I know... it's my own damn fault...

Something so funny about rereading one's own unfinished fics. Like wow this is pretty good! Almost as if was written exactly according to what I personally like in fact! Someone should finish it!

daddy has regretfully informed kitten that we need a dual income household to survive