WAIT FUCK SHIT IT'S 1 O'COCK I GOTTA GO TO BED BRB GOODNIGHT

COCK???

Oh so the plural of surgeon general is surgeons general, huh? Well what about bunnies rabbit. Puppies dog. KITTIES CAT. Did you ever think of that, you sillies goose?

*when you find out your mutual is cute as fuck and you find their selfie tag

When you find your homies prostate.

war and hate on planet venus

suck my blood and kill my penus

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

I see you’re trapped in my gay and stupid maze again

Feeling sixk.. cougf cockf… im so shick

I nemeed meddysine

pleabse. doctor 🧑‍⚕️??

Thank Christ…… fucking vital mins

Hourhhfbf

Mr. The Frog we all agreed that a celebrity is not a people

The Muppets have one (1) collective brain cell between them and 90% of the time, Kermit has it.

horses are incapable of violence. They are however capable of extreme violence. Its two different things.

who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it

That’s how the ancient greeks saw it anyway

Day 1 of eating every plant I see

Something bad is happening

smooshing my penid flat with a rolling pin