Eat some flan. Calm down.

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

I don’t know what exactly peaked with the Madden Giferator, but I do miss it.

speaking of hedging, one criticism i always hate that's often levelled against people doing media criticism or analysis is variations on "oh they think all their opinions are correct" yeah i'd hope so--don't understand why someone would hold an opinion they think is wrong! i hate the culture of endlessly qualifying everything you say to mollify an interlocutor who feels like your strongly held opinion is an imposition on their free will and i think nobody ought to bend to it. make your criticisms and points with your fucking chest. if you think you need my permission to disagree with me then you will die my thrall and be buried in my tomb

99% of dying empires stop their desperate military adventurism right before it succeeds brilliantly and propels them to a new 10,000-year golden age.

how it feels being in the 1% 😎

FAKE NEWS!

Seem to have a stirred the pot in the Ancient Chinese Emperor fandom.

🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🚶‍♂️⬇️↙️⬆️➡️↖️

can you imagine having a small dick and going to buy your Gay Water and the box tells you youre racist

okay, im "sorry" i tested my dual scythe combos/fever mode on your "smol bean" boyfriend