the light pokemon

(not so) Breaking News: I’m sad again and everyone’s tired of hearing about it

just found 3 bolts and a snail shell on da groun

YOU HAD SOURCES?!???????

im sorry, but is her age “it’s rude to ask a lady her age”?

yes. also her weight.

this is a million percent how you dungeons AND dragons

There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature