the light pokemon

“i have had sex before” absolutely hysterical

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

quit getting weaker with the squeaker and learn to expect more with a grand old boar

You don’t need an endless list of reasons to transition, you can transition just because you want to. You can transition just to have a deeper voice, just to have facial hair, just to use a different name, just to kiss boys in a gay way. It literally doesn’t matter. Do what makes you happy and fuck all the rest or whatever that gay little twink said in little miss sunshine.

and smol beans.

^ guy drowning in blood

jellyfish babies

My vocabulary will be forever altered now