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i am so undertattooed

if you unfollow me can you let me know what the last straw was I won't improve I just wanna know

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

As a professional guard who always lies, don't worry about it, you're doing great.

That's because this is Silmarillion

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

Can they maybe not

you’re prejudiced against new ideas.

You’re either meowing with me or meowing against me

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement