regional cryptid

ya empezaron con "memes that transcend languages" cuando son palabras obvias

anglofonos cuando reconocen cognados:

Leave hickies on my thighs as a farewell gift after eating me out

very 🥰🥰🥰 when musicians leave bits in songs where they're saying 'is this thing on?' or 'it's still recording y'know.' chairs scraping, retuning guitars, saying 'let's do that bit again', 'was that take any good?'

Sometimes before falling asleep I’ll scroll through online stores and add things to a cart that will never go to checkout. Tonight I’m scrolling Libby and it’s like a 10/10 choice bc I get to pick out stories that sound neat and set them aside for later.

the fic you write doesn’t have to be a masterpiece, it just has to be the story you want to explore for yourself and your own enjoyment

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms