The monster with a tiny heart and many arms

do you love the colour of this thigh (bruise)

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror

do you guys think that when the jem’hadar destroyed the central archives on cardassia there were just teeth scattered everywhere in a 5 km radius

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

You can also find a sunset at a gas station

For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

Look, I’m entirely in favor of t4t. But I don’t get how scrawling it on the walls of the library bathroom stall helps. I’m not questioning your goals, merely your tactics.