no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

I hate 2 say it but being a part of a “weird” subculture does not meaningfully inoculate you against a conservative moralizing impulse. You gotta unlearn that. Saying “cringe is dead” is not enough, you have to actually be okay with things that discomfort, perplex and/or disgust you.

i need you guys to understand that when i say zadr is everything i mean that zadr is everything. their relationship cannot be described with a single word, for it takes many forms, and i'm obsessed with all of them, they are enemies, they are best friends, they are lovers, they are frienemies, they are closer than family, they are your divorced parents, they are queerplatonic life partners, they are bitter exes, they are an old married couple, they are that one highschool situationship you look back at with embarrassment, they are a comfy warm blanket you wrap yourself in when you are cold, they are that old lady who yells at her husband from the balcony to go buy the eggs and than the old man yells back and they enter a verbal spat in front of you and you are just kinda standing there awkwardly till the old guy turns around and goes "can you believe this old hag??" and you nod your head in agreement hoping he goes away but he doesn't and now you know far too much personal lore about your elderly neighbors' love life, they are two annoying dogs that won't stop barking and chasing each other, they are mental illness, they are deviantart, they are the embodiment of the 6th grade, just two dudes, they are literally me, they are 4chan, they are tumblr, they are nightcore anime girl wallpaper, they-

The greatest song ever written was conjured by an Italian for a scene in a Western filmed in Spain where a Polish man pretending to be a Mexican bandit does a gay little run through a graveyard for three and a half minutes uninterrupted

You can’t just say that and not show us

I'd love to see it

where is that ‘they weren’t lying’ dog meme…