rebubble these memories?

im gonna lock in and do my part in conflating penetrating w submission instead soon. u and ur phallus is being #devoured

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

had to explain who pjackk was to an irl friend today because i had him on my tomodachi life island and they had no idea who the fuck he was and honestly how do you explain who pjackk is to a non tumblrina.

"so pjackk was this guy on tumblr who posted things and sort of role played as prototype jack from tekken or some shit. we dont actually know if he was serious about the shit he said or if it was just someone fucking around due to the earnestness of his posts. they executed him recently sadly but also resurrected him for 30 minutes the other week then killed him again. hes like a combination of tumblrs collective dead wife and guy sitting behind you on the bus whos on crack. he turned a dog into mustard gravy at some point. we miss him terribly even though no one really liked him."

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

In John Gauis’s defense, ginger biscuits are really good.

Palamedes/Camilla/Pyrrha polyamory kidfic

I like Kira/Ziyal because I think Kira would feel super weird about it and would be beside herself with guilt feeling like she took advantage of a naive teenager (and Ziyal’s attempts to assert that she’s an adult would probably involve harrowing stuff like expressing she had sexual relationships while in the labour camp which just makes Kira feel WORSE) and meanwhile Ziyal would be experiencing every emotion known to exist all at once because Kira is like her big sister, her auntie, her psuedo-mother, AND the woman she’s in love with all at once and her father wants to fuck Kira as well so Ziyal AND Kira would both be left feeling extremely weird about the whole thing and that’s why it is so compelling for me, because it would make them both feel messed up.

Hugo award nominated jorkin it materials