Step into my office

Unreliable everyone

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese

the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don't necessarily recommend it you know you're seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

friend from work will have you watch a two hour movie where you can feel every second as it passes by, but enemployed movie mutual will put you on the kind of shit that feels like crawling on cobblestone until emaciated

people are reading this as the latter friend recommending dry, pretentious cinema. that's not the case. not that kind of situation. you're getting no enrichment out of this. I need you to understand they're making you watch Gooby because "it's kinda good"

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

did you hear? they're saying if you open your eyes to it, love is everywhere to be found. its everywhere its everywhere its everywhere

When the music reaches down your pants

u know I really think a tumblr rule of thumb should be 'don't say anything in a reblog you wouldn't say directly to the OP of the post' bcos like. by and large whatever you say in your reblog you are, in fact, saying directly to the OP.

which isn't to say 'don't be weird' or 'don't be an asshole'. if you wanna be weird or an asshole to people online that's your prerogative just like. own it afterwards and don't act like you didn't do anything.

You smoked dog weed

Cuntrapposto.

Cuntrapusso