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targets = antagonists that need to worry about Murderbot :)c
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debates i didn't know existed + a very humorous distinction
hostiles = antagonists that Murderbot is worried about 😳
targets = antagonists that need to worry about Murderbot :)c

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The prodigal codywan returns
would you still be alive without modern medicine? looking back at your life, would you survive without any to the moment where you are now?
yes
no
barely
yes but it would affect me for the rest of my life
results
I'd have my knee fucked up forever alive but yeahhhhh
I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide
ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):
ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").
Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.
French people when you call it bukake and not "nut a la visage" and shibari instead of "corde attacher l'submissive"
Pisse? In le pantalons???
Mon tabarnak j'vais te décâlisser la yeule, câlice!

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Non cooking spray stick
Non spray stick cooking
Non cooking stick spray
What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas
Happy May the 4th be with You ☀💙
Happy May the 4th!
Massive fanfic rec for Manners Maketh Mando by Dreamsoft - Highly HIGHLY recommend I read this and have been thinking about it for weeks I need a whole epic series its so delicious. Here is a Star Wars-ie style poster inspired by it 🧡💙
When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.
Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

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Created an AU where Obi Wan adopts the twins and takes them to hide out Tatooine with him. He’s a tired dad and the twins are menaces. There’s a lot of sadness and drama to be found but for now let’s enjoy the cute, sweet family stuff. (Feel free to send asks if you want!)
Officially this is called the Obi Dad AU! Thank you to the person who put it in the tags (and for the kind words)
I am quoting myself from discord here, but put my metaphisical cuck chair in front of their shared fate of misery.
guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way
wait what’s the difference?
one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire
Cody lets his offer settle in the air between them for a moment. “Your thoughts?” he asks after a moment, casual and casually avoiding bumping into the corner they’re rounding.
Obi-Wan comes to a stop, hands vanishing into sleeves. His eyes drop to Cody’s lips for such a microscopic moment Cody thanks his abilities to see it anyway. “A bold suggestion, I must say.”
Don’t make me beg, Cody thinks and raises an eyebrow.
“Tempting as well,” Obi-Wan continues, eyes straying down again. “Tempting indeed.”
Cody bites his lip, making Obi-Wan’s gaze snap up. “I’ll order everything we need,” he says quietly, voice going low and raspy against his will. “Next shore leave. You, me, and the ancient GAR filing system.”

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the idea of winged obi-wan has been living in my head rent free for MONTHS and i finally got around to it, enjoy guys! (and let me know if you wanna see more 👀)
The jedi having feathers growing in their hair was too funny a concept to not include- they just have perpetual bed head at a young age when their feathers are still growing (the REAL REASON why Mace shaved his head)