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you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.
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went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning
Hell yeah
He’s in the right for that this is so cool
“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?
photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now
ID: sticker that says “the world needs trans women more than it needs another unhappy good man. Be soft, be a girl, we’re waiting for you.” End ID
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You guys gotta try this sometime.
Our Lady Who Brings Down Walls. Separation wall in Bethlehem, Occupied West Bank, Palestine
I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀
if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old
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One like nitpick thing that drives me crazy is when people call Blue Whales the largest whales or the largest living mammals or some shit like that
Because yes that is true. But when you frame it like that you are completely disregarding the absolutely batshit reality that Blue Whales are the largest animals that have ever existed on earth through the entire history of the planet and they are alive right now today
The largest animals that have ever existed on earth that we know of. Kind of. I like to entertain the possibility that there are things in the very deepest parts of the world that have lived and died and maybe gone extinct without ever leaving a trace as their fossil records get pulled into the earth as the crust shifts. And the cool thing is we know other species have gotten close to blue whale size, like ichthyosaurs.
Also it's also interesting how we are using "largest" in this context. Because large in this context is a matter of mass. The "longest" known animal is the lions mane jellyfish, which is even longer than a blue whale. And if you count colonial organisms, siphonophores can get even bigger (like, significantly bigger).
And then if you go past normal definitions of animal, you can also include fungal colonies which can grown astronomically bigger still.
So, yeah. Blue whale. Single "largest" animal organism. But life got way freakier than whales to get even bigger. Blue whales represent sort of the cap on size for a single traditional organism. Any bigger and the blood just doesn't work. It's possible you could go bigger under the right circumstances, but you would need to have the animal exist purely in a much more dense atmosphere like the bottom of the ocean... Or you could also do some really weird mass distribution things like the Mola Mola, potentially, but an animal like that would be so incredibly niche for a survival strategy they would have a hard time propagating.
flashback to when I got a little too gnc in my new profile pic and my mom caught on that I had The Gender, but didn't want to ask about it outright. so she started making up never-before-seen euphemisms
got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?
Let me murmur in your heart
literally getting ads for apps to ai gen deepfake porn of "anyone you want" like ok so we're doomed we're fucked youve married data scraping surveillance tech with 21st century rape culture and you're selling it on "family friendly" websites that are asking for government ID to access this is techno dystopia shit
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it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!
This just pissed me off so baaaad 😂
