summer crossing

never lose hope. somewhere, a middle-aged, gender ambiguous person with an advanced degree in an esoteric field and a fiber arts hobby could be crashing out and pinning all their remaining mental health on getting obsessed with your otp. any day now, the most elegantly written 100k fanfic you have ever read is going to hit ao3. it could happen. it has happened.

jacob is sitting in front of a huge canvas right now with a charcoal pencil in his fist trying to figure out how to make the ottawa centaurs logo look like it's performing autofellatio

I wish that toxic men posted like toxic coquette women like yk a picture of like bloodied knucked holding a cigarette or like a crushed four loko w tags like #edward norton #tarantino #in the aeroplane over the sea #male waif #palahniuk core

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

my pet millimeter has been blown away by a gust of wind forever