helloo i was wondering if you have some funny crack fics recommendations, thank youuuu :))
I would suggest going throught Texting Part 1, Texting Part 2, Social Media Part 1 and Social Media Part 2. These type of tropes usually are filled with humor and crack, but I will still add some below (:
🏒 mr steal your girl | 1.4k
ilya likes rose’s post about her breaking up with shane. the internet collectively lose their minds. ilya and rose have fun. shane does not
🏒 The Googly Eyes See All | 1.9k
A bug has entered the cottage. Shane is totally cool about it. Ilya is not.
Five times Shane Hollander acts (surprisingly) unhinged online and the five times Ilya acts unhinged back.
🏒 Ilya gets added to the Hollander family groupchat | 2.1k
Ilya removed Shane from the conversation. Ilya renamed the conversation The Cool Hollanders and Ilya
🏒 in case of emergency, please call | 2.1k
Barrett: What could he possibly be covering up that he needs to put Hollander’s mom as his emergency contact for
🏒 (Not) Too Hot to Handle: Ilya Rozanov Version | 2.2k
People on the internet defend Ilya Rozanov's slut era?
🏒 Ilya Versus His Mortal Enemy Pork Hollander | 2.2k
🔒 Pork: *bites the hell out of ilya, clings onto his legs with his claws, terrorizes him*
Shane: aweee my babies are bonding
Shane accidentally sends a dick pic to his best friend Hayden Pike
🏒 Wooing One Ilya Rozanov (On Shane’s Behalf) | 2.8k
JJ still figures out Shane has a crush on Ilya, but this time instead of trying to set Shane up with other guys, he tries to wingman Shane to Ilya..?
🏒 Group Chat: No Cap | 2.9k
Shane Hollander creates another Group Chat without his Husband, planning a surprise half Birthday/Pride party, he needs the help of his fellow Centaurs.
🏒 he looks so cute wrapped round my finger | 2.9k
“We’re worried that you’re a bit too controlling,” Hayes blurts out. “Of Rozanov.”
🏒 keeping a low profile (the sunglasses have rhinestones) | 3.1k
There are many ways to support your favorite player. Attending their games, for instance. Buying their jersey. Or, if you're trying to keep a secret relationship under wraps, you could drive four hours in the opposite direction, wrap yourself in a dollar store blanket with eyeholes cut in it, and attempt to blend in with the locals. It's foolproof. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
🏒 the boys were all electric | 3.2k
Everyone knows Ilya Rozanov is the King of Bad Decisions. But when a Google Drive of videos proves he's got competition, he just doesn't expect his husband to be the subject of an, admittedly funny, leak.
🏒 Happy Birthday, Ilya | 3.9k
Ilya: My husband.
Ilya: Shane Hollander.
Ilya: The supposed love of my life.
Ilya: The holder of my heart and half of my assets.
Ilya: The future father of my children and feeder of my dog.
Ilya: Forgot my birthday.
🏒 ̶H̶e̶l̶p̶f̶u̶l̶ Advice | 4.0k
five times Shane gives relationship advice his friends disagree with, and one time he doesn’t.
🏒 Cosmo’s “Situationship or Relationship?” Quiz | 4.0k
On his flight to the cottage, Ilya completes Cosmopolitan’s “Situationship or Relationship” quiz for him and Shane
🏒 disregard my last message | 4.1k
A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose
🏒 across the wires | 4.1k
Game day at the Pike house
🏒 lost in translation | 4.5k
The Centaurs' newest rookie speaks Russian. It's too bad that Shane and Ilya don't know that
Ilya attends an MHL charity auction and bids on something he wants.
🏒 kiss and (don't) make up | 5.0k
the Ottawa Centaurs win a game after Shane and Ilya have a petty argument and turn it into a superstition. Texting fic edition.
6 times Shane and Ilya get walked in on, +1 time they walk in on someone else
BREAKING: Local man gets pavlov'd by the KonMari method, more at 11.
🏒 Hollanov Support Group(chat) | 6.4k
the friends of Hollanov make a game out of their lube hiding places, and everything spirals from there
🏒 of a certain age | 7.5k
Cliff figures out why Ilya’s keeping his Montreal girl a secret. She’s not a girl at all...she's an elderly woman. Or maybe an elderly man?
🏒 hollanov break the internet | 8.0k
🔒 feelingshanetastic
not hollander yelling at rozanov LMFAO someone get roz out of there
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do not get me out of anywhere, i like it here.
feelingshanetastic
HELLO??
🏒 Shane has been added to the group chat. | 11.0k
Hollanov take the 'two birds, one stone' approach to their wedding day.
🏒 The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) | 13.8k
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever
A series of texting trends the Centaurs do on Ilya, who in returns has to do on Shane. Because everything is about Shane.
🏒 The Secret Society of Stick Handlers Series
If you have any suggestions, feel free to add (:
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